Top ten things to do in bed while sick

10. Count the number of fixtures on your ceiling (if your house is anything like mine that means counting the heater vent and the fire alarm over and over and over.)

9. Watching the family channels 25 days of Christmas and crying your way through 25 days of sappy overly sentimental nosh.

8. Catch up on all that important “Cosmo” reading.

7. Sitting in the bathtub pretending to be Jacque Cousteau on an exciting mission to see your loofah in its “natural” environment.

6. Watching Mad Money with Jim Cramer….something so uplifting about seeing a crazy man screaming.

5. Not working and not feeling guilty about not working.

4. Surf the internet, looking up lyrics to songs and checking your horoscope for a year in advance. Cause there is nothing more important than knowing that next July, I might have a low day, but will spring back by the weekend.

3. Wait for loved ones to call so you can guilt them with stories of all your little aches and pains.

2. Sleep in sweet drug induced sleep.

1. Thinking up asinine top ten lists to cover the fact that I don’t blog nearly enough!